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Caption contest: Family with Mac PortraitShareTweet By Nicole Martinelli (4:28 pm, Aug. 18, 2011)

I stumbled across this photo and it’s been bothering me ever since.

The cover for a Romanian magazine for a special issue dedicated to family portraits, it’s not exactly the Euro-style nudity that bugs me. Maybe it’s the hand positions. Or the soggy-looking diaper. Or something about the fetal position of the cat on naked mom?

Anyway, it needs a caption. Something funny. Better clean. Have at it!

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ablalock

Apple Skins

Anonymous

The darker side of the “Apple Tax”

Anonymous

The darker side of the “Apple Tax”

Jay Floyd

Not sure what the caption should be, but male breast exams have never seemed so fun!

Jay Floyd

Not sure what the caption should be, but male breast exams have never seemed so fun!

Jay Floyd

Not sure what the caption should be, but male breast exams have never seemed so fun!

Anonymous

HTC sueing Apple for patents, this is our last legit Mac. Savor it while it lasts!

Anonymous

HTC sueing Apple for patents, this is our last legit Mac. Savor it while it lasts!

Anonymous

HTC sueing Apple for patents, this is our last legit Mac. Savor it while it lasts!

http://twitter.com/intrepidhawk Alex Stewart

Apple Fever: It makes you do crazy things.

http://www.facebook.com/jmhorton James Horton

iSkin: Shedding light on Apple’s newest product

http://twitter.com/ImSoIcyBoy IgetDoughBoi

Without my mac I feel naked

http://www.facebook.com/people/Jeff-Bernard/100001785826703 Jeff Bernard

Strangling cats is funny in any language. 

http://profiles.google.com/jarrod.iversen Jarrod Iversen

Remember, “Face Time” uses the camera. “iChat” is text.

http://pulse.yahoo.com/_KR7LWSG2LAUR5XDVZAOS7XSZHI Jenna

Look at the way the dad’s toes curl in…

Anonymous

Not content with removing floppies then hard disks and now optical drives, Apple will soon require users to remove their own ‘unnecessary’ peripherals for the ultimate mac experience!

Anonymous

Not content with removing floppies then hard disks and now optical drives, Apple will soon require users to remove their own ‘unnecessary’ peripherals for the ultimate mac experience!

Anonymous

I just p a i d $21.87 for an i P a d 2-64GB and my boyfriend loves his Panasonîc Lumîx GF 1 Camera that we got for $38.76 there arriving tomorrow by UPS.I will never pay such expensive retail prices in stores again. Especially when I also sold a 40 inch LED TV to my boss for $657 which only cost me $62.81 to buy.
Here is the website we use to get it all from,http://to.ly/aXHh

Anonymous

I just p a i d $21.87 for an i P a d 2-64GB and my boyfriend loves his Panasonîc Lumîx GF 1 Camera that we got for $38.76 there arriving tomorrow by UPS.I will never pay such expensive retail prices in stores again. Especially when I also sold a 40 inch LED TV to my boss for $657 which only cost me $62.81 to buy.
Here is the website we use to get it all from,http://to.ly/aXHh

http://pulse.yahoo.com/_35UN4HUXMREFCF4TK4F2ZHWXSI Andrei

Magazine is called: “Just A Magazine” (creative, right?), and the cover is part of the 30 family portraits therein… It’s kinda sad-funny in a post-communist realist kind of way. I never regretted leaving that place, and it’s been 21 years already! Besides, there’s no Apple store in the country…

http://pulse.yahoo.com/_35UN4HUXMREFCF4TK4F2ZHWXSI Andrei

Magazine is called: “Just A Magazine” (creative, right?), and the cover is part of the 30 family portraits therein… It’s kinda sad-funny in a post-communist realist kind of way. I never regretted leaving that place, and it’s been 21 years already! Besides, there’s no Apple store in the country…

http://twitter.com/hurley999jb Jeff

From left to right, Mac fanboy, Mac Mini and Mac fangirl.

http://twitter.com/hurley999jb Jeff

From left to right, Mac fanboy, Mac Mini and Mac fangirl.

http://twitter.com/hurley999jb Jeff

From left to right, Mac fanboy, Mac Mini and Mac fangirl.

Anonymous

Let me know when you’re finished with your cat scan, I think I feel a lump.

Anonymous

So THIS is what it feels like to be liberated from Microsoft!  It’s making my toes curl!

Anonymous

apple supporting a different type of flash..

Anonymous

Apple notebooks still battling heat issues.

Anonymous

Apple notebooks still battling heat issues.

Anonymous

Apple notebooks still battling heat issues.

http://www.robpruitt.com Robert Pruitt

No more white Macbook!  Euro-trash rejoice!

diesel-benz

Pedophilia.

Anonymous

Apple: we’ll leave you so broke, you won’t afford to feed your cat… Oh and you’ll be naked.

http://twitter.com/buddyro7 Jonathan McDonald

“It just works…”

http://twitter.com/buddyro7 Jonathan McDonald

“It just works…”

http://twitter.com/JSarver101 John Sarver

look i can use the trackpad with no hands!

http://twitter.com/JSarver101 John Sarver

look i can use the trackpad with no hands!

http://twitter.com/JSarver101 John Sarver

look i can use the trackpad with no hands!

http://twitter.com/JSarver101 John Sarver

look i can use the trackpad with no hands!

http://twitter.com/JSarver101 John Sarver

look i can use the trackpad with no hands!

http://twitter.com/JSarver101 John Sarver

look i can use the trackpad with no hands!

http://twitter.com/JSarver101 John Sarver

look i can use the trackpad with no hands!

http://www.facebook.com/danmillet Dan Millet

Caption in heavy Russian accent: Igor, we are here in America and they have no fig leaf, only silly Apple computer.

http://www.facebook.com/n8thanh4ndy Nathan Handy

No, Rex! That is not a magic mouse charging station. 

http://www.facebook.com/n8thanh4ndy Nathan Handy

No, Rex! That is not a magic mouse charging station. 

http://www.gerenm.net Geren W. Mortensen, Jr.

Not a caption, but … Oh my god! I’m scarred for life!

Anonymous

“I told you I could play ‘angry birds’ with no hands!  This new track pad is awesome!”

http://www.facebook.com/david.garrickawesome David Garrick

Having a Computer Without Viruses, means We Can Finally Buy Some Clothes On-Line

Anonymous

Thank the maker for shadows

Anonymous

Family trying out a New Gesture………

Anonymous

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Michael Ortiz

Here is the Lion OS when she was just a kitty. 

SVZ eleven

“Freedom” (Steve always love´d minimalism).

http://www.facebook.com/chadneuser Chad Neuser

The magic of APPLE COMPUTER… A Person’s Privates Left Exposed. Clothing Optional, Must Pull-off Underwear To Entire Room.

http://www.facebook.com/chadneuser Chad Neuser

The magic of APPLE COMPUTER … A Person’s Privates Left Exposed. Clothing Optional, Must Pull-off Underwear To Entire Room.

Anonymous

Honey! Have you seen this Awkward Family Photos website? What are these people thinking?

Anonymous

Honey! Have you seen this Awkward Family Photos website? What are these people thinking?

Anonymous

See, there’s a reason why some Apple products get discontinued. 

Alan Lekah

The Secret Life of a Mac User: Revealed

http://pulse.yahoo.com/_DWYU2P65BYGNZVG77ZKIZXGGYM Anipz Raymond

It’s a dog !

John J. Stevens

We had to make a few adjustments to our budget.  But, hey, isn’t this picture great!?

http://twitter.com/BehindMyMac Arend Bloemink

Adam is happy with the Apple by Eve… but who’s that child?

gafstr

Just do a two finger breast swipe to open hilarious cat video.

Anonymous

Join the new revolution

Buy an Apple product and become a apple juice swilling iTard

http://twitter.com/berianlowe Berian Lowe

After reading about the effects of laptops on men’s health, Sabina was happy that her and Dimitri already had children. 

Anonymous

Having fully embraced Apple’s minimalist culture, Mark and Gina settle down to listen to the HP earnings call !

Jon T

Let’s sing the The Apple spangled banner just one more time…

Barry Johnson

Silly American’s saying there is no Mac Tax, we bought Mac and now have no Leu or Euros for clothes. Crazy!

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=683381874 Gareth Edwards

mom doesn’t care about dad’s new MacBook – she’s too busy playing with her pussy to care.

http://twitter.com/_mcat Dom

1) Need clothes? There’s an app for that!
2) Apple discontinues white MacBook after seeing this image

Bryan B

Family naked time while mom breast feeds a full grown cat… fun.  Watching dad get his nob polished by his new MacBook… priceless.

http://twitter.com/cyberb0b Bob Autrey

How expensive is a Mac? It’ll cost you the shirt off your back.. And then some… 

Robert Motter

We’ll never stop sharing our memories. Or getting lost in a good book. We’ll always cook dinner and cheer for our favorite team. We’ll still hold our cats like babies, let our children stand around in dirty diapers, and of course laugh uncontrolably while sitting naked on the couch. But how we do all this will never be the same

Prometheus

Adam and Eve after with their second apple… at failblog.org ;)

cosmin.iftode

Apple brings to you not only a notebook, but the first notebook which makes a woman excited seeing you playing with it instead of her. :))

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1614592283 Alexandru Bejan

Y U NO BUY WINDOWS?
HIPPIES!

Anonymous

I love zapping PRAM

Anonymous

I love zapping PRAM

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